Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get
along with less cheese.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.